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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly. wav
files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

written at 1:27 PM

Monday, March 30, 2009

Oh ya.. forgotten to update a bit oso.

Last saturday, had an outing with J and M. Gosh~ it's so damn fun with them around!!! N yes, i really love them a lot. To me they're very close friends la, after all, we slept, shit, cry, talk, whine, complain, cook, bla bla bla... haha for months, under the same roof. =D

Our trip to Bukit Timah Hill was "horribly fun".

Actually, by plan, we agreed to meet each other at 10.30am, bukit batok mrt station. as ever...... we will never get according to our plan lor. haha!
Miss Late = Laura Lam
Miss Forget me not = Jasmine Tan
Miss OK = Myrtle Lee

I am always late. But it's ok compared to Miss Forget me not. She slept late YTD NITE and den woke up really late, and imagine this... I was already on the train and she just called me. AHAH! She champed me. LOLS! Myrtle Lee? She just okok... okok... den she took her new experience on that new train line towards Joo Koon, having fun looking at those industrial parks.. HAHA!

SO! Out of all surprises as above, I'm the first to get to that Bukit Batok MRT Station. LOL!
Went to westmall to get my "stuff"...
I brought along my coach bag for that hike. which was due to 'no choice' cuz i had no other bags. (i'm serious).
I wore my red leather shoes. (i've got no sports shoes suitable for the climb. and it's really true)

I know it's damn funny. So I went there get an Elle Bag (huge size). Bought Adidas shoes. ^_^ after all these buys.. they finally reached..... had a shock.

Jasmine wore like she's so damn fit. How to say ah? Like she dress for aerobics lesson lor. haha!
Myrtle dress like she going downstairs lim kopi.
I dress like partial office attire and going to gym.
-_-
den we had our lunch at the mall, and we set off for our HILL TRIP!!! YAY.

It's truly tiring (cuz i'm damn fat) but we enjoyed it lots. Wanted to paste photos lah, but cannot manage to do it all. Perhaps some as below later? Saying that, the whole trip was about walking in grassy and foresty paths... Talk about butterflies there? Surprisingly, not much. I ran as soon as I see them. haha! There's surely a lot a lot a lot of steps there. Oh man, i really do prefer walking upstairs than walking downstairs! I've got aerophobia, that's why... argh! Those steps downwards was so "high"! Plus it's like an entire steep way down the slope... den those upslopes are so steep also, must walk and walk until step lemon... piangs... it just shows how unfit I am.

At the end of the day, we took some jumpy photos by the Hinhede Quarry... lOls.

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After our climb, we had prata etc and drinks at the nearby shop houses.

Exercise so hard, den put back the fats. nb...

There I went to my yoga lesson...

It's truly hell.

lOls.

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written at 2:40 AM

Emoing... haha.

Actually i don't know why, i seem to get a bit sad... it came from no where, think it comes cuz of the cold weather today? earlier on was quite mad at dar. don't know why i got in a sudden rage. not those jia lat kind, but can feel that surge of anger rising up. o_o scary. haha! was amazed at how fast i cooled. o_o if time had turned back as short as a year ago, i don't think i can ever imagine how i coped with my anger management today. LOL!

so when i was "angry" just now, my mind suddenly popped out a song. in fact, i only remembered the tune. i thought quite hard for the lyric but only managed to scrapped a "the feeling so strong were lasting for so long." wahaha.. so with this sentence i googled. o_o i didn't know it was Michael learns to rock song until i thought quite hard again... cuz with that sentence it don't seem good enough. I thought the best possibility might be that oldie band so i typed in their name.. ahhaa! yeah~ after much search i got that song and downloaded it....

something very coincidental happened. lOls.

I wasn't angry anymore after i got that song. LOLS.

So I replied dar's msn lo. He asked what i was doing i said i was searching for a song by Michael learns to rock.

Guess what he said?

"Thats why you go away?"

hahahahahaha

CORRECT! wth. how did he know? haa.. den he said, this was the only song he knew from this band. o_o... lOls. And the weird thing is... he don't listen to english songs. so i can said i least expect him to know this song even... then, he told me, this was the only english song he can sing (well)? X_X so qiao rite? I was quite happy with this coincidence...

just that the song is very... sad lor..

That's Why You Go Away - Michael Learns To Rock

Baby won't you tell me why there is sadness in your eyes
I don't wanna say goodbye to you
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
But there is something left in my head

You're the one who set it up
Now you're the one to make it stop
I'm the one who's feeling lost right now
Now you want me to forget every little thing you said
But there is something left in my head

I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feelings so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know

You were never satisfied no matter how I tried
Now you wanna say goodbye to me
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
But there is something left in my head

I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feelings so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know

Sitting here all alone in the middle of nowhere
Don't know which way to go
There ain't so much to say now between us
There ain't so much for you
There ain't so much for me anymore

I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feelings so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know
That's why you go away I know......

I miss my man so much....... he's coming back this friday night... i'm so happy! haha... at the same time, i'm feeling a bit sad too. ARGHX. guess i'm emo. if not.. i'm just a bit cranky cuz i know after he's back it's just for a while.. he'll still go back to indonesia after a week or so.

written at 2:26 AM

Saturday, March 28, 2009

o.o i miss lewis so much. hahaha! well, c below, this is our virtual baby. so kawaii neh... wonder if i had this pic posted already oso. haha!

Baby Lusiant, cute rite? (this name lewis he say one leh...)

and the pictures we used to get this baby are:

Daddy

and

Mummy

muahaha... going crazy. :P

written at 1:47 AM

lately~ done some shopping for watches and got a pair of heels for myself. o.o
actually much things happened during this period of time too la. hahaha!
Got Skagen (no pic) and Titus Watch (pic below)

Nine West Heels
Boon Wee kena hospitalised
Caught up with Ting Teck
Quarter closing - never hit target
Called up Northwest to check on my Japan trip! :D

ahh... good and bad rite? hahah!

I'm most excited about my trip to Japan la, Lewis said if we decided to drop Japan, perhaps we can fly to Australia or Taiwan?

How I wish we got enough $$$ so we can go to Bhutan. Heard from mother that it's such a scenic and clean and pure land. Need a private jet to fly us in too! Ay~ duno when den can go to such place lah. ahha!

anyways, japan trip hor, i'd decided to stay in a ryokan. hope accommodation we can spend max at $1k sgd. T_T duno possible or not oso, 7days 6 nights. HAHA! REALLY wanna go to the hot spring etc leh! if can hor, i really wish to go to Kyoto, Osaka, and Nara! basically, just want to avoid crowds... want to go to scenic places to relax, take photos, be happy about the nature's beauty and blend ourselves in the natural environment again.

aiya, if go to australia, no perth for sure. haha! perhaps brisbane? don't know leh.... hais~

can i choose Micronesia instead??? HAHA!

written at 12:53 AM

Monday, March 16, 2009

穿越红尘的悲欢惆怅
和你贴心的流浪
刺透遍野的青山和荒凉
有你的梦伴着花香飞翔
今生因你痴狂
此爱天下无双
剑的影子水的波光
只是过往是过往
今生因你痴狂
此爱天下无双
啊．．．．．
如果还有贴心的流浪
枯萎了容颜难以忘
啊……
穿越红尘的悲欢惆怅
和你贴心的流浪
刺透遍野的青山和荒凉
有你的梦伴着花香飞翔
今生因你痴狂
此爱天下无双
剑的影子水的波光
只是过往是过往
今生因你痴狂
此爱天下无双
啊．．．．．
如果还有贴心的流浪
枯萎了容颜难以忘
啊……

。。。

你给我的爱是天下无双的。

我好想你。。。

written at 11:17 PM

Thursday, March 12, 2009

P.S. I am a very very very happy woman. hahahaha!
Those that I strike out is what I feel, my man had achieved.

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY...

It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a "man" only needs to be :

~~1. a friend~~ definitely..

~~2. a companion~~ always

~~3. a lover~~ naturally

~~4. a brother~~ ya, we always shareshare

~~5. a father~~ he nags a lot of what i shd do,etc.

~~6. a master~~ game master, virtue master

7. a chef <--- maggi mee not counted

~~8. an electrician~~ yes he can replace bulbs

~~9. a carpenter~~ yes, he fixed my bookshelf too

10. a plumber <--- duno yet

~~11. a mechanic~~ =s more mechanical than i

12. a decorator <--- never

13. a stylist <--- never

~~14. a psychologist~~ cure my internal struggle.

~~15. a pest exterminator~~ he kills cockroaches n get rid of butterflies/moth

~~16. a psychiatrist~~ he gives me right suggestion to handle stress

~~17. a healer~~ emotionally, mentally and physically :P

~~18. a good listener~~ OF COURSE!

~~19. an organizer~~ i'm messier than him.

~~20. a good father~~ look at the way he treats his dog, he'll make a good father for sure.

~~21. very clean~~ not "very very", but definitely way better than i

~~22. sympathetic~~ always. it's in his blood

~~23. athletic~~ run oso faster than me lah...

~~24. warm~~ it's just him...

~~25. attentive~~ it's also him to be attentive..

~~26. gallant~~ he's my knight anyway.

~~27. intelligent~~ seriously, very good brains. no joke.

~~28. funny~~ what can i say? he's not only funny. crappish too. :P love it.

~~29. creative~~ with his lamity? haha!

~~30. tender~~ya, his back softsoft one.. face oso. LOL. it's him to be tender.

~~31. strong~~ yes.

~~32. understanding~~ never once not understanding

~~33. tolerant~~ always.

~~34. prudent~~ save more than i. T_T

~~35. ambitious~~ he's never an idiot w/o an aim or goal to look for and grow.

~~36. capable~~ definitely.

~~37. courageous~~ yea, went on 1 yr posting in indo, why not?

~~38. determined~~ definitely.

~~39. true~~ never once untrue.

~~40. dependable~~ he's my dependable man.

~~41. passionate~~ he's got a big and realistic dream and is passionate of it.

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

~~42. give her compliments regularly~~ i demand.

43. love shopping <--- no comments........

~~44. be honest~~ always.

45. be very rich <--- to be soon.

~~46. not stress her out~~ :D of course he don't do this.

~~47. not looking at other girls~~ his eyes are HERE (me) . NOT THERE.

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

~~48. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself~~ LOL. yea.

~~49. give her lots of time, especially time for herself~~ YES.

~~50. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes~~ YES YES.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

51. Never to forget:
* birthdays NEVER.

* anniversaries NEVER EVER.

* arrangements she makes lol... of course lah... he never disappoint me.

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HOW TO MAKE A "MAN" HAPPY:

1 . Leave him in peace. <--- he's happy with my noise. I disagree with what I pointed at. LOL!

written at 12:46 AM

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Today at 7am, dardar woke me up alr... he's like packing stuff for his indo trip which will fly off at 10am. o.o imagine.. i managed to sleep only at 4am! god.. thanks to his younger bro... watching some movie at night, and that volumn was loud... woke me up.

ah.. well... these are the photos of us before he left for Indo. He'll be back on the 3rd April for a while though... hmm.. den few days after staying in SG he'll be back to Indo for a year again. Of course occassionally he'll be back to visit me and his family lah... haha... maybe after a year when he's back from Indo... "he and i might have a great change". I don't know? I feel that there'll be. Hope we'll buy a flat by then oso, as planned... :)

See photos!

shucks... my just woke up look.. really JUST WOKE UP..

i love him to kiss me when i'm just awake. o.o...

POSE 1

POSE 2! hahaha.. his mother told me, he grow so old.. never leave the house for so long one lor... :)

tired piggy.. 8th Mar 09... he's so shag from the packing and waiting for me at my house! aii...

he "don't quite like" my chouchou. so when he's sleeping... i put it round him. LOL!

fatty face. *loves*

coax very long den get to have my chouchou on his head K!!! hahha.. he give in to me de la... =)

bite his face..

written at 12:54 AM

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Our anniversary at some place in Prinsep road o.o. Italian Restaurant!

that guy who took pic for us has shaky hands...

their wine collection o.o quite nice hor?

o.o did not open any wine to consumn. hmm quite an ambience there...

my crab + brocoli pasta.. (not fantastic.)

his lamb steak and italian rice... (he kept sayin' it's nice)

written at 4:13 PM

There is a kind of deep hatred I have for my job now. Seriously, I can't wait to be sacked or resign from the job. It had already penetrated so deep into my bones and for sure, it's definitely one of the most disgusting job ever.

- NO COMMUNICATION
- NO TRAINING
- DEMANDING
- SOMETIMES UNREASONABLE (in fact, almost all the time)
- BAD SUPPORTING TEAM (the order admin)
- NO PROPER GUIDANCE FROM MANAGER
- NO UNDERSTANDING GROUNDS FROM MANAGER
- EXASPERATIONS
- OT BUT NOT RECOGNISED
- HORRIBLE MANAGERS

for once, i really buay tahan liao?! i even cried cuz of the job stress. i had NEVER EVER DONE THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE. wht the fuck?

when i looked at my email just now.

there was an email from our internal team people to ask me to do quoting for list price etc. i was amazed, and at the same time, i abhor the stupid process because there's clearly, NO PROCESS IN PLACE!

they said that new orders with only PART NUMBERS of the equipment i will let my order admin to quote.

she slapped me back to tell me that it's not her job to do so and copied my director, her bosses, my manager to shame me.

where i got the news from was from my renewal quote team who quote RENEWAL quotes and the order admin to quote NEW quotes. Previously, there was also an order where it was NEW and ANOTHER order admin helped to quote with only part numbers. wonder what the hell is the stupid process???

now my manager machiam give up on me cuz i stupid or what i really don't know lor.

plus on my anniversary date, i cried for my job?!

totally traumatised me. i cannot take it liao lor?! piang. i sprained my foot machiam kena said i act. den my entire morning was late cuz of the sprain. no understanding. that lawrence (manager) even asked me this...

"Laura, can you tell me frankly, what exactly happened to you in the morning and you went missing?"

fuck...

perhaps i go office late all the time and that's why he asked me. but the thing is, it was really very recently only, when i kena this. just because they need my help NOW. ok. i rendered them my help wholeheartedly. worked OT.. etc.

they screwed me cuz of some processes which was NEVER in place. and i was suppose to pick up the pieces to learn ASAP. COME ON? there's so MANY pieces i can't possibly pick them all up and absorb so FAST! you really tire me out ok? it is already 6 months i'm in the office to work and i still don't know many things because NO ONE TEACHES ME? I asked around. I checked around. I really did FIND OUT. Every single day i'm asking around. the same questions. different situations. different answers each time with the same question.

WHAT THE FUCK... HORRIBLE!
Labels: not happy at all

written at 2:24 PM

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Yay! Today is our anniversary! wahaha... 03 Mar every year... :D

I've bought him a gift... :D he'll like it anyways. Ar, anyway, he already know what I'm gonna buy for him... haha...

Will take picture of it soon!

i hope my working is relac relac later... if not i'll feel so affected that it spoils my whole day...

It's gonna be a happy day. I'm gonna leave at 5.30pm lor... *MUST*
Labels: :D picures will be provided later. hehe...

written at 1:43 AM

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Now I figured out the importance of savings. It landed it's impact on me when the news of Lewis going to Jakarta was announced. How the hell am I gonna go visit him once a month, or twice a month, when I hadn't got enough $$$ to spend on the air tickets?

Since Lewis's gonna be gone there for a year.. If i calculate $350 for a round trip to Jakarta...

Once a month = 350*12 = $4200.
Twice a month = 350*6 = $2100. <--- I'll take this option. DUH!!!

MONEY spent in Jakarta leh!? WAH LAO...

zzzzzz

Besides air tickets to Jakarta... We've got tickets for Japan, Tokyo too... oh gosh... I'm planning for a week tour in Tokyo. Accommodation wise, it would have cost us about cheapest $600 for a week for both of us... zzzzzzz....

Shopping in Japan I'll bring about $1200 to spend... zzzzzzzzz

Food in Japan I'll bring about $500 to spend... zzzzzzzzzz!!!

Let's forget about buying gifts for people. THere's not enough anyways.

zzzzzz

I think if i spend like that my personal savings will also be damn freaking exhausted. How am i able to save so ardently when some parts in my is being evilly gnawed by my job's demand?

I guess I need a break. I feel like my brain is wrecking. I'm like falling apart in many directions now...

The only thing I look forward to RIGHT NOW is...

Our anniversary together... *hugs*
Labels: Gosh.......

written at 2:10 PM